Upon my word of honour, this entry made me literally faint away laughing

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Comments

[absurdwords.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious! I have the Dutch Railways version of this (in Dutch, unfortunately). Belgian bus drivers and ticket collectors aren't this funny, which is a pity, because I could use a good laugh when my bus or train are late (and that happens quite often).

[lyssiae.livejournal.com]

Buahahahahahaha!!! Oh, I can well believe each and every one of those....

(I've also heard some real funnies come from Dutch train conductors, but London pips them every time)

[curia-regis.livejournal.com]

I wish the train drivers here said things like that. *amused*

[privatemaladict.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Thanks for providing my laugh of the day. :)

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Thank frelling_tralk, not me.