Another damn survey

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Last Cigarette:	was the second I ever had, when I was about fifteen. I did not like it and never tried again.
Last Alcoholic Drink:	A round of excellent wine to congratulate my brother-in-law on getting his first job at La Scala, Milan
Last Car Ride:	last summer, my sister's car
Last Kiss:	on my mother's cheek, last summer
Last Good Cry:	This morning, watching the great Tammi Gray-Thompson win her eleventh Paralympic gold.
Last Library Book:	Last year, at the British Library.
Last book bought:	Last week
Last Book Read:	Claudianus de raptu Proserpinae
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:	Harry Potter I
Last Movie Rented:	I don't rent, I buy
Last Cuss Word Uttered:	Last night, when I found my fridge had got unplugged by chance
Last Beverage Drank:	Coffee, this morning. I consume up to ten mugs a day, more if I'm working.
Last Food Consumed:	Salad, just now
Last Crush:	Zola Budd, 1984
Last Phone Call:	My mother, last night.
Last TV Show Watched:	Buffy season 5 no.3, just now
Last Time Showered:	I don't shower, I bathe. This morning
Last Shoes Worn:	My normal pair, yesterday
Last CD Played:	Edison Lighthouse: Love grows where my Rosemary goes (hey, I don't have to be listening to classical music all the time, OK?)
Last Item Bought:	Turkish sliced pasturma
Last Download:	Mendelssohn - Paulus
Last Annoyance:	Turning on BBC3 and finding Shostakovich, an hour ago. GRRR. Pain!
Last Disappointment:	See last answer.
Last Soda Drank:	Pepsi Max coming home last night
Last Thing Written:	Apart from this survey? Beta for Karen Noelle.
Last Key Used:	House keys.
Last Words Spoken:	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Reaction to BUFFY gag.)
Last Sleep:	Last night.
Last Ice Cream Eaten:	Yesterday
Last Chair Sat In:	The current one, silly!
Last Webpage Visited:	This one, silly!
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It doesn't get better than this

Tom Jones and Jools Holland have collaborated on a Rhythm & Blues record. Really, is it possible to imagine anything better?