A fun little meme swunked from ani_bester

If you had your choice of any celebrity or ficitional character (living or dead) who would you choose to be the following:

1. Who is your best friend?
Franco Urru. He is no celebrity, but he is the best best friend anyone could possibly have. If I have to choose a celeb, Patrick Stewart.

2. Who is your mother?
Charlotte Rampling... though it would probably lead to all sorts of family trouble.

3. Who is your father?
Cary Grant.

4. Who is your older sibling? Younger sibling?
Older: being the oldest not only of my siblings but of all my cousins, I have trouble identifying with this.
Younger: Sarah Michelle Gellar.

5. Who is your prom date?
A young Katharine Hepburn.

6. Who do you have a no-strings-attached one-night stand with?
A young Ursula Andress.

7. Who do you date for a year or two?
A young Kim Carnes... a rare mixture of sweetness, talent and almost unimaginable beauty.

8. Who do you marry?
Debbie Wallace. Nobody knows her, but... If I have to choose a celeb... goodness, I'm in trouble. (pause for thought) Well, since famous dead people are allowed, the Emperess Maria Theresa springs to mind.

Who is your boss?
With my luck, probably Armin Shimmerman. But of all famous people living or dead, Caius Julius Caesar must have been the most exciting to work for.

10. Who is your next door neighbor?
Georges Dumezil, Theodor Mommsen, Sir Ernst Gombrich, Richard F. Gombrich and Gilbert K. Chesterton.