The previous post...

...was typed as I was going to sleep, and left unchecked. It is full of typos and errors in grammar and usage.

Rather than go back and tediously redraft it, let's make a game of it. The reader who comes up with the longest list of genuine mistakes and abuses gets either a fic or a piece of pencil art done to his/her specifications. So come on, everyone - ready - steady - GO!!