Watching the news...

The Ukraine has what must be the most beautiful President and Prime Minister in the world, to judge from TV pictures. President Viktor Yushchenko is as handsome as a golden-age Hollywood star, and in recent pictures towered over Vladimir Putin. Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko is, again to judge by TV pictures, young, blonde and as beautiful as a model.

And they hate each other - apparently, for reasons that have nothing to do with their looks.

swunked from rj_anderson, and a terrific idea

The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.