You couldn't make it up dept no.89: Berlin, eat your heart out... almost

Once a year, Berlin is overwhelmed by hundreds of thousands of not particularly attractive mostly naked people. They call this the love day, and it shows just how earnestly Germans take to bad-joke ideas. But it seems that the Chinese have nearly managed to out-earnest and out-bad-joke our German friends:
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The bewildering fact is that the officials only seem to have realized what was going on almost at opening time.

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I love this poem. It serves for all the people who do right without anyone noticing, and without whom this world would be either Hell or a desert.

William Cowper. 1731–1800

To Mary Unwin

MARY! I want a lyre with other strings,
Such aid from Heaven as some have feign'd they drew,
An eloquence scarce given to mortals, new
And undebased by praise of meaner things;
That ere through age or woe I shed my wings, 5
I may record thy worth with honour due,
In verse as musical as thou art true,
Verse that immortalizes whom it sings:
But thou hast little need. There is a Book
By seraphs writ with beams of heavenly light, 10
On which the eyes of God not rarely look,
A chronicle of actions just and bright—
There all thy deeds, my faithful Mary, shine;
And since thou own'st that praise, I spare thee mine.