You couldn't make it up dept. no.101 (or: this is so grossly offensive it's funny)

Artificial intelligence will never be intelligent.
I went on Youtube this morning for some musid. Among my "Recommended Video" there was a clip from "Ilsa, Fraulein SS". Why? Because I had previously listened to... "Jewish partisan song". If that computer were a human being, I'd punch it on the nose, but then, if it was a human being, it could not do anything so stupid.

This ain't JUST epic fail. It's Mahabharata-sized fail

Go, see, listen, and disbelieve...
http://nethymnal.org/htm/d/f/h/dfhglory.htm