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fpb ([personal profile] fpb) wrote2006-09-02 09:06 pm
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This is genuinely well-meant advice to all the poor fools who waste their time lurking on this LJ

I gave it to one particular person, and now I repeat it to everyone of the dozens of sad, vindictive, time-wasting twerps who cannot seem to live without finding something to blame me for.

Of us two, which one values the other the more? Which one goes looking for the other's writing, seeking for reasons to be indignant and sarcastic, hanging on to whatever reference may be twisted into a reason, an excuse, a springboard of any sort, merely to attach your name to mine? To me, you mean very little, except perhaps an occasional opportunity to be sarcastic at your expense. What is it that makes me so important in your eyes, that you just insist on commenting on me, as if I mattered? And, please, don't give me the usual nonsense about me being a pseud. The world is full of pseuds, but other pseuds like you do not generally get obsessed with them.

And now I have a suggestion for you. Forget I exist and do something constructive. Leave f_w and other similar gathering-points for inadequates and - write a song; write a story; draw something; start an OU degree - Hell, get a a CIMA qualification, become an accountant, draw up the accounts for a company. Do something saner with your time than persecute someone you do not know for reasons that do not exist.

Don't mock my comrades - I'll do it for you...

[identity profile] rfachir.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Attract you the least"? You are not dating enough accountants. Start small by warming up to an alcoholic auditor or three - they're the dream team, the fun bunch - and then get down for some seriously sexy stochastic modeling banter with the actuaries and fund managers drinking gingerale.
You'll forget there is an internet after a night of CUSIPs - they'll rock your world.

Re: Don't mock my comrades - I'll do it for you...

[identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com 2006-09-02 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll bear that in mind. Alas, any person of charm and interest will always know better than to date me.

Re: Don't mock my comrades - I'll do it for you...

[identity profile] rfachir.livejournal.com 2006-09-03 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Bah, Charm and Beauty are for quantum physicists. Real accountants project interest between their ears, and auditors prove it on the balance sheets. *Where did I put that leather pocket-protector?*