And yes, Signor Barbieri, I am the author of the fic you reviewed. No, don't worry, I'm not offended by your opinions. You have every right to hold whatever opinion you wish and express it in whatever forum you think best. No, I'm not offended. I am but a humble minor fic author who once wrote a fanfic, many years ago when I was young and new to fandom. When I wrote those words, back in 2001 (I think), I had no idea that one day they would cause such drama. I am staggered anyone's still reading my youthful follies.

So no, not offended. In fact, Signor Barbieri, I want to thank you. For your honesty, your forthrightness... and for giving me and my friends list the most entertaining evening we've had in ages. My thanks, Signor. My thanks. :D