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fpb ([personal profile] fpb) wrote2010-03-11 11:39 am

To all the Catholics on my f-list - Non-Catholics, stay the Hell away or you WILL be offended

There is a priest in Boulder, Colorado, who is under vicious, systematic, directed attack because he is keeping the teachings of the Church and the orders of his Bishop. I have some experience of how it feels like to be at the wrong (or is it?) end of the kind of vile hatred that is being directed at this man. So I tell the Catholics and Christians on my f-list: follow this link and do what it says - http://wdtprs.com/blog/2010/03/to-arms-denver-priest-attacked-for-being-obedient-poll-alert/ - and then go to the priest's own blog and register a personal message of support. While a good man has enough in himself to stand up for the Church even to martyrdom - and to be fair, that does not yet seem to be the case here - anyone who is subjected to hundreds of direct sexually explicit threats can do with kind words from a distant country.

[identity profile] un-crayon-rouge.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Basically, I agree with stigandnasty. The least the parents of this kid could do would be to admit they wanted to send their kid to that school just to stir up trouble and get into the papers. In any other case, wanting to send your kid coming from a lesbian family to a catholic school is just plain dumb.

When I clicked on the link (because of course, nothing like a KEEP OFF DON'T CLICK HERE warning to make me click :P) the page wouldn't show up at me at first, even though internet was working fine. My first thought was: "How do they know I'm not a catholic?" :-)

[identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We have supernatural powers. 8-)

[identity profile] un-crayon-rouge.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly, God is on your side :-)

(I hope this is not offensive or anything, it was just too good to pass up on...)

[identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had not expected the best from you, I would not have put in a gag which an ill-meaning opponent might have used against me. (The smiley is for third parties who might not immediately understand.) Besides, we do believe that God is on our side. Have you ever heard the oldest Catholic joke in the world - the unbeliever who went to Rome?

[identity profile] un-crayon-rouge.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, please do tell. I might not be a catholic, but being spanish I believe I am qualified to appreciate catholic humor...

[identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It was first told by Boccaccio, but it is still told in the streets of Rome today as if it had been just thought up, and maybe you have heard it.

Once upon a time there were two friends. One was a devout but ignorant Catholic, and the other was a quick-witted and well-read Jew (or you can make him a Lutheran, or a Communist, or the enemy du jour, whoever). They would often debate religion and related matters, and the unbeliever tended to tie up the Catholic in knots. At which point the Catholic friend would usually reply: "Well, you can get me because I'm ignorant. You should go and argue this with our great prelates and Cardinals in Rome, I'm sure they could answer you."

So one day the Jew decided to take him at his word. Besides, he had business in Italy, and besides, he fancied a visit to the great city.

Many months passed. Eventually the friend came back... baptized.

"So you did argue with them?"

"Well, not exactly."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I was in Rome a long time. A long time. And I had a good opportunity to see how things are done and how the Church works. And I had to conclude that God was indeed holding it up, because nothing else could possibly explain that something so crazy could still be going on!"

[identity profile] un-crayon-rouge.livejournal.com 2010-03-11 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL; no, I had not heard it, and it's a good one :-)