A silly meme to lighten the air (swunked from ani_bester)

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Tell me about a story I never wrote, (eg, "The one where Uncle Scrooge McDuck meets Lucy van Pelt") and I'll write you a snippet from it.

Snippets will be 100-500 words, unless they're not.

Rules:
1. One per customer
2. Your request should begin: "The one where..."
4. Keep to DCU, Marvel, BSG Voyager, Buffy, classic comi characters, or Harry Potter, since I'm no good with much of anything else.

Comments

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BLIMEY!! You don't ask for much, do you? It's evening over here and you may have to wait a bit.

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I especially liked Chapter 6: "The Joke's on The Q". I could totally see John DeLancie saying those tongue-twisters and Mark Hamill's Joker being bemused at being unable to escape from Q's "Idiot Trap".

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Look, mate, who's writing this - you or I?

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^_^

Couldn't resist.

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"What the Hell was that?" asked a bemused Robin. "Language!" snapped the Batman.
"My guess is that the aliens, whatever they were... just choked on your friend's mind" answered Spike indifferently.
"Explain," said the Batman.
"Well, friend," started Angelus in that soft brogue that always made Jason's flesh creep, "you and me and my friends here may be many things, but you could say we are sane, couldn't you?"
"In yer case, Irish," grinned Spike, "that's questionable."
"Look who's talking. How about your girlfriend, then?" Drusilla was still standing motionless, staring at the smouldering remains of the Borg cubes with an ecstatic grin that showed her glittering white fangs.
"Right. So maybe we're all odd. You wear a bat costume, Angelus here thinks he's pretty, and I love dog racing. The thing is however that those damned aliens could have wired the lot of us into their bloody group mind - some problem, perhaps - but they could have done it. Your Joker friend, however..."
"Don't call him my friend," said the Batman.
"But he's done us all a big favour, bat-ears" answered the silver-haired vampire. "So he's my friend."
"You can have him," answered Jason Todd. "He'll probably spike your blood with holy water just for laughs, y'know? That's what he's like. He loves killing people, especially if they think they're his friends."
"A wholly admirable trait," said Angelus with a chilling smile; and suddenly the Batman and Robin knew that they would have to fight.

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Bravo!

XD