Sure, it could be re-ordered about a bit...

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...but moral relativists are at the bottom, where they belong.

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, fashion and fashionistas, Paris Hilton, Philosophers for sale to the highest bidder, Creationists, Journalists for sale to the highest bidder, academic comformists
Circle I Limbo

Eminem, Liz Taylor, Militant Vegans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The European Parliament, American classical musicians, Shit-stirring pseudo-Catholics
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

big media, corrupt Italian football management, union-busters, apologists for big business, John Major, anyone who works for Rupert Murdoch
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The corrupt members of the European Commission whom the European Parliament waved through
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Theological so-called liberals
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bill Gates, Silvio Berlusconi, NAMBLA Members, Objectivists, Rupert Murdoch, Baroness Hilda Margaret Thatcher of Grantham
Circle VII Burning Sands

PETA Members, Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein, Uday Hussein, Osama bin Laden, moral relativists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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