It's my theory that Cheney always has been president. Look at the cabinet - almost everyone is of the GHWB generation. And look at W - the man has trouble spelling Iraq.

W was on the ticket to "feel our pain" - no one believes Dick can feel pain. Which leads me to my other theory - Cheney died a long time ago, and currently exists as a head in a metal box in some deep bunker in Wyoming, directing his minions through telepathy. Think about it. "Republicans for Voldemort" isn't so funny anymore, is it? Watch out if the next candidates start sporting turbans!