" I haven't heard before, often in the exact same words "

A poor heuristic, here; facts are facts. People defending evolution will make the same points, too. As for the supposed wording, *shrug*, I wrote everything not in quotation marks myself, the quotes coming from Wikipedia.

"If Planned Butchery does anything other than abortion, it must be counting the taxpayer money they get; it certainly isn't women's health"

Cancer and disease screening have nothing to do with health?

As for Coca-Cola: http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/sperm.asp

And the "infernal brews" are just women's own hormones.

No point in arguing about values when we can't even agree on facts.