The "HARD CHEESE" meme
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fpb"Hard Cheese!" is a British slang expression for "tough luck!" This is a meme about all the unlucky, irritating or bloody stupid things that regularly happen. Answer it, then copy it in your LJ and snigger as others tell you about their "hard cheese" moments.
1)Name one nasty, unlucky or painful thing that recently happened to you.
2)Name a severe disappointment in your life.
3)Without naming names, describe the behaviour of someone in LJ or real life that really honks you off.
4)Describe an injustice you have met.
5)Would you say that anything you ever met or dealt with personally was really evil?
6)List as many public figures, from singers to politicians, who honk you off, and try and explain why. George W.Bush and Osama Bin Laden are excluded - too easy.
7)What would you rather watch paint dry for a month than do?
8)What would you rather watch paint dry for a month than do again?
9)What would you change about yourself?
10)"If I had been present on the day of Creation, I might have given the Creator some useful suggestions." What would you change about the world?
These are my answers:
1)I fell over and nearly smashed my left hand. It is still aching and may take days to get right.
2)The worst, of course, is not having married Debbie. The second worst is never to have learned to play the piano and read music scores.
3)There is a member of my family who really behaves like the young Dolores Umbridge in my fic It was all on account of the little Russian girl. Need I say more?
4)I once had to save the life and sanity of a young man whose mind had been literally destroyed by the Scientologists. He ended up in the local mental hospital, but eventually he recovered.
5)Scientology (see previous answer).
6)Well, I thoroughly agree with Bufo Viridis: there is nothing strange about wanting to fly millions of miles for the chance of killing Tom Cruise. (Does anyone see a theme developping here?) And I never recovered from the mind-threatening trauma of eleven years of rule by Margaret Thatcher. Her nails-scraping-on-blackboard voice alone was enough to make me want to scream.
7)Listen to modern jazz.
8)Have to defend myself in HP fandom against charges of homophobia.
9)Whatever it is that made three women I loved refuse me.
10)Some extraordinarily stinky flowers, and the misguided people who actually use them for houseplants.
1)Name one nasty, unlucky or painful thing that recently happened to you.
2)Name a severe disappointment in your life.
3)Without naming names, describe the behaviour of someone in LJ or real life that really honks you off.
4)Describe an injustice you have met.
5)Would you say that anything you ever met or dealt with personally was really evil?
6)List as many public figures, from singers to politicians, who honk you off, and try and explain why. George W.Bush and Osama Bin Laden are excluded - too easy.
7)What would you rather watch paint dry for a month than do?
8)What would you rather watch paint dry for a month than do again?
9)What would you change about yourself?
10)"If I had been present on the day of Creation, I might have given the Creator some useful suggestions." What would you change about the world?
These are my answers:
1)I fell over and nearly smashed my left hand. It is still aching and may take days to get right.
2)The worst, of course, is not having married Debbie. The second worst is never to have learned to play the piano and read music scores.
3)There is a member of my family who really behaves like the young Dolores Umbridge in my fic It was all on account of the little Russian girl. Need I say more?
4)I once had to save the life and sanity of a young man whose mind had been literally destroyed by the Scientologists. He ended up in the local mental hospital, but eventually he recovered.
5)Scientology (see previous answer).
6)Well, I thoroughly agree with Bufo Viridis: there is nothing strange about wanting to fly millions of miles for the chance of killing Tom Cruise. (Does anyone see a theme developping here?) And I never recovered from the mind-threatening trauma of eleven years of rule by Margaret Thatcher. Her nails-scraping-on-blackboard voice alone was enough to make me want to scream.
7)Listen to modern jazz.
8)Have to defend myself in HP fandom against charges of homophobia.
9)Whatever it is that made three women I loved refuse me.
10)Some extraordinarily stinky flowers, and the misguided people who actually use them for houseplants.
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Date: 2005-07-31 01:04 am (UTC)1)Hmm, I'm usually lucky when it comes to avoiding injury, so I suppose it would be when I fainted last weekend at the beach. More embarrassing than painful. I've been known to burn myself with irons.
2)All of the passed up opportunities to go to Europe (though I personally did not pass them up, my parents did), realizing that my parents aren't perfect, and losing the lead in a musical because of favoritism (and they probably thought I was too tall to play the romantic interest of the shorter guy)
3)Politically-correct, man-hating, self-righteous ass-clowns that I have had the misfortune to come across in college
4)I live a pretty sheltered life, so I have not met much injustice personally. I was particularly disturbed and angered when a couple years ago, terrorists took over a Russian school and killed a bunch of children. That was just horrendous. Oh, and I consider abortion, especially late-term and/or fetal parts harvesting abortion, to be a grave injustice.
5)No, but I think everyone has the capacity to do evil, and I have to battle the evil that sometimes enters my soul.
6)Hillary Clinton (another nail-scraping voice), Sheryl Crow (bad singing voice and annoying person in general), woman who runs NOW, Peter Singer, PETA in its entirety, Barbra Streisand, Susan Saranden, Rosie O'Donnell (I think I'm annoyed more by women!)
7)Attend a NARAL or NOW convention
8)Take calculus
9)Be more beautiful, inside and out, and more graceful
10)I would suggest that God should give humans the ability to fly! :)