You couldn't make it up dept. vol.2 no.6: and cinema history was made

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Sergio Citti, once a well-known actor and a former boyfriend of Pierpaolo Pasolini, has directed a movie called Fratella e sorello, which, according to the official figures, had 532 spectators in its whole time on the big screen. I think it would be hard to find a worse figure in cinema history.

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[gunderpants.livejournal.com]

Two words: Swept Away.

(The Guy Ritchie version.)