One-sentence meme (swunked from privatemaladict and agatha_s)

[fpb]

Posted below are ten sentence beginnings from my lj posts.
Complete each sentence in any way you like.
Post this in your LJ with ten incomplete sentences from your journal entries.

1 - I hope people remember my view...
2 - Weird news of the day: the BBC has just revealed...
3 - Your postcard was...
4 - Make outrageous statements to indulge...
5 - I do not think that the following facts have been widely noticed...
6 - I cannot do anything about it, but...
7 - I have not taken much part in the rabid stream of...
8 - Is it only me...
9 - Almost exactly a year ago, I...
10 - I am going to watch with great interest whatever public appearance...

Comments

[privatemaladict.livejournal.com]

1 - I hope people remember my view... on the shorts-with-heels fashion trend - just because it's fashionable, doesn't mean it looks good - especially if you haven't shaved your legs!

2 - Weird news of the day: the BBC has just revealed... that J.K. Rowling is really Ginger Spice, who changed her name and appearance in order to make sure that people besides 13-year-old teenyboppers and 40-year-old perverts would want to read her books.

3 - Your postcard was... covered in tomato sauce and sunscreen lotion - a nice reminder of the paradise it came from.

4 - Make outrageous statements to indulge... my ego. I'm feeling kinda low today.

5 - I do not think that the following facts have been widely noticed... by the TV-watching public, so let me spell them out for you. First: the people who go on big brother are about as interesting as a legless Barbie doll, and your life is slipping away while you watch their imitation of it. Second: American Idol and its equivalents in other countries do not seek out undiscovered talent and give it a chance at fame. On the contrary, they are a tribute to all that is mediocre, and make one-hit-wonders out of people who'd be better off sticking to their day job. And convince the public that this is talent.

6 - I cannot do anything about it, but... I can make their lives miserable by whinging about it continuously.

7 - I have not taken much part in the rabid stream of... fandom wankerage that followed the release of HBP. Snape is evil, Dumbledore is dead and Harry is in love with Ginny. Deal with it.

8 - Is it only me... or is that hole in the ceiling getting bigger?

9 - Almost exactly a year ago, I... realised that one of my nostrils is bigger than the other.

10 - I am going to watch with great interest whatever public appearance... Neil Gaiman makes. Not to mention every time he goes outside his house or changes his clothes with the window open...

[fpb.livejournal.com]

It is not an outrageous statement to say that you are amazingly lovely. What I think of your personality I already said elsewhere (http://www.livejournal.com/users/fpb/78652.html). More reactions as I think of them, but as that bit about "feeling kinda low" souned like it might have some connection with reality, I thought I would say this straight away.

[privatemaladict.livejournal.com]

Oh, you didn't need to do that. :) But thanks. (You should know I don't stay low for very long even at the worst of times, and it's very far from the worst of times right now. :) )

[agatha-s.livejournal.com]

1 - I hope people remember my view... on crocodiles: fascinating though they may be, they shouldn't be kept in the bathtub!
2 - Weird news of the day: the BBC has just revealed... that the sixteenth century took place during the 1500's.
3 - Your postcard was..., unfortunately, destroyed in a gruesome washing-machine accident.
4 - Make outrageous statements to indulge... your inner Luna Lovegood!
5 - I do not think that the following facts have been widely noticed..., but Draco Malfoy is a) not a real person, b) not the main character of the Harry Potter books and c) not "just misunderstood".
6 - I cannot do anything about it, but... there's a penguin living in my fridge.
7 - I have not taken much part in the rabid stream of... abuse and childish name-calling started by those stupid ugly poo-poo-heads.
8 - Is it only me..., or are the lyrics to "The Ketchup Song" just gibberish?
9 - Almost exactly a year ago, I... tried to spend five days without the Internet.
10 - I am going to watch with great interest whatever public appearance... the Queen makes, and note the colour of each of her hats in my journal.

Yay!

[super-pan.livejournal.com]

1 - I hope people remember my view...on fried Chicken
2 - Weird news of the day: the BBC has just revealed...Snape is NOT evil!. OK he's evil, but he did what he did for Dumbledore!
3 - Your postcard was...lovely?
4 - Make outrageous statements to indulge...your twisted Remus Lupin fantasies.
5 - I do not think that the following facts have been widely noticed...Remus never once made out with Sirius in any of the Harry Potter books.
6 - I cannot do anything about it, but...It's really freakin hot in Florida.
7 - I have not taken much part in the rabid stream of...low carb diet trends.
8 - Is it only me... or is having a live journal dangerously addictive?
9 - Almost exactly a year ago, I...lived in squalor in the mosquito infested swamps of a rock quarry.
10 - I am going to watch with great interest whatever public appearance...that I happen to know about that Tom Jones makes.