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The Pick-12-Characters Meme

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

One: Doctor Doom
Two: Harry Potter
Three: Thor
Four: Hermione Granger
Five: Peter Parker, the Spider-Man
Six: Albus Dumbledore
Seven: Dr.Steven Strange
Eight: Argus Filch
Nine: Tony Stark, Iron Man
Ten: Hagrid
Eleven: Wille Lumpkin the postman
Twelve: Tom Riddle, Lord Voldemort

And now, the questions...


Have you ever read an Albus Dumbledore/Willie Lumpkin fic? Do you want to?
No. YESS!!! Plot bunnies breed...

Do you think Hermione Granger is hot? How hot?
She can be when she tries (cf. Yule Ball), just as she can do just about anything else she puts her mind to.

What would happen if Tom Riddle, Lord Voldemort got Argus Filch pregnant?
Argus Filch would probably be happier than he has ever been in his life. For the first time, something important has happened to him. He can just see himself, the Dark Lord's trusted henchman and the bearer of his heir...

Can you rec any fic(s) about Tony Stark?
No. Not my favourite character.

Would Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore make a good couple?
Only if you are into teachers buggering their students.

Peter Parker/Tony Stark or Peter Parker/Hagrid? Why?
Why, indeed. Suddenly great vistas of nightmare open before our befuddled eyes...

What would happen if Dr.Steven Strange walked in on Harry Potter and Tom Riddle having sex?
He would hex both, take back Potter before Riddle can react, and get busy with breaking the spell that Riddle had indubitably cast on his enemy.

Make up a summary for a Thor/Hagrid fic.
Thor is a giant hunter and killer by habit. Hagrid disagrees. Fists fly. Gagrid turns out to be a lot more powerful than anyone realized, but still no match for the God of Thunder, but Thor is shaken by the nobility of his spirit.

Is there any such thing as Doctor Doom/Argus Filch fluff?
I would put nothing beyond fannish minds, but this one is on the level of Filch-Voldemort, above. Except that, how would Doom ever get his private parts out of his armour?

Suggest a title for a Steven Strange/Tom Riddle hurt/comfort fic.
The eyes that failed to see.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Hermione Granger to deflower Dr.Doom?
Sudden insanity. And a very powerful can opener.

Does anyone on your friends list read Dr.Strange slash?
I have no idea.

Does anyone on your friends list read Thor het?
Ditto/

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Willie Lumpkin?
I don't suppose anyone has ever heard of him.

Would anyone on your friends list write Harry Potter/Hermione Granger/Peter Parker?
I think a lot of them would. It's a natural, if you think about it.

What might Hagrid scream at a moment of great passion?
OOOLLYYYYYMMMMPPEEE!!!!!

If you wrote a song-fic about Argus Filch, which song would you choose?
Can't think of anything quite nasty enough, but Irving Berlin's "At the Devil's Ball" just about might do, if sung with glee and spite.

If you wrote a Dr.Doom/Albus Dumbledore/lord Voldemort fic, what would the warnings be?
"Warning: anyone under the rank of High Adept will probably not be able to understand a damn thing that happens here."

What might be a good pick-up line for Harry Potter to use on Hagrid?
I'll Let kennahijja think of one.

When was the last time you read a fic about Peter Parker, the Spider-Man?
Oh, quite recently. He is by no means an unknown character.

What is Albus Dumbledore's super-sekrit kink?
He is not so fond of sweets as he claims. He just loves to annoy stuffy wizards.

Would Willie Lumpkin shag Tony Stark? Drunk or sober?
When Tony Blair is honest, or when pigs have wings, whichever happens sooner.

If Thor and Dr.Strange get together, who tops?
Hard to tell. Strange had a tough time dealing with Thor's evil brother Loki, but that was in the days of his apprenticeship. I think Thor might start feeling like he is tops, and suddenly find that things are going not the way he thought - and storm off, cursing wizards and all their ilk.

"Dr.Doom and Tony Stark are in a happy relationship until Tony Stark suddenly runs off with Hermione Granger. Doom, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Willie Lumpkin and a brief unhappy affair with Tom Riddle, then follows the wise advice of Peter Parker and finds true love with Thor." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Forget it. Just forget it...

How would you feel if Dr.Strange/Argus Filch was canon?
That Strange had lost his marbles. And his taste (considering the amount of attractive women who have passed through his arms...)

Comments

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

Dunno what it says about me that this is the first crossover-version where I actually get who's who (well, except for wth is Willie Lumpkin?).

The 'powerful can opener' bit was hysterical :))). And I have to agree on Potter/Granger/Parker - especially since 1 and 2 pretty much make up 3...

What might be a good pick-up line for Harry Potter to use on Hagrid?
I'll Let kennahijja think of one.

*runs off for the rest of the detergent I used to scrub my mind with after doing my batch*
There are some depths of mental depravity I will not sink into!
That said, how about: "But Hagrid, you've been so... lonely since Witherwings left you. There's no harm in it, honestly!"

[fpb.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd come up with a good pick-up line. As for Willie Lumpkin, he is the Fantastic Four's elderly, harrassed postman.

A late, vindictive thought.

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I just remembered. Who was it who insisted that I had no sense of humour? (OK, I'll admit it, it was my evil twin who wrote in all the funny bits.)

Re: A late, vindictive thought.

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

That was my *very* first thought when I giggled over those comments. So I was wrong! Or at least it seems as if at times your sense of humour intersects with mine and then I get it :).

Off topic

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Thanks.

Have a look at my last LJ entry. It might surprise you - though it is not, alas, rich in gags.

perpexedness

[patchworkmind.livejournal.com]

How do you know which characters to put into which questions?

Re: perpexedness

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Stupid me. Sorry, I should have put in a link to the original. The point is that each question is drafted with numbers, you put just any character you want and then fit in the names in the questions. As you have seen, it makes for wonderfully insane couplings. The meme was invented by mctabby: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mctabby/