Meme to pass some time

[fpb]

Teacher You scored 57% Do Gooder, 57% Drive, and 96% Intellect!

You are a smarty-pants and eager to share your knowledge with others, while still open to absorbing everything in your environment. That is why you are a teacher (and at the same time, a perpetual student). You have above average intelligence and the drive to be effective in your life and the lives of others. You are also a good person who cares about others, but yourself as well, generally not letting people take advantage of you. A teacher is a great thing to be and we need more humans like you in the world. All human being categories are: Lazy SOB, Rebel w/out a Cause, Evil Mastermind, Henchman, Criminal, Dictator, Frat Boy, Socialite, Philosopher, Stunt Double, Upstanding Citizen, Teacher, Cheerleader, Sister Mary DoGood, Benefactor, Loyal Sidekick, Candy Striper, Goody Two-Shoes.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 17% on Do Gooder You scored higher than 34% on Drive You scored higher than 95% on Intellect

Link: The What Type of Human Are You? Test written by weeredIII on Ok Cupid

Comments

[bufo-viridis.livejournal.com]

an apple for teacher
Yes, what does it mean? Never heard it.
BTW of cliches - the teacher must have glasses on. Yes, absolutely.

And as for below comment: Hermiones of the world unite!

[fpb.livejournal.com]

One of our American friends ought to enlighten us, since the only thing I know about it is that it is an American cliche'.

[goreism.livejournal.com]

In the U.S. it was traditional to give teachers an apple on the first day of school. The custom is of Scandinavian origin.

"An apple for teacher" refers to, well, bribery. But I've never, ever heard anybody actually use the phrase seriously, nor have I ever seen anyone give a teacher an apple. How American society has fallen since the 1880's!

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Thanks.