I finally gave in and used the silliest meme in the universe

[fpb]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fpb!

1. Fpb can sleep for three and a half years.
2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by fpb fighting underground.
3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting fpb on!
4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled fpb!
5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed fpb would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
6. Fpb cannot swim.
7. Fpb was originally called Cheerioats.
8. Fpb has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
9. The most dangerous form of fpb is the bicycle.
10. Cats use their fpb to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.

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Comments

[fpb.livejournal.com]

1) almost true
2) hmmm... who with?
3) One of my lurking "friends" must have thought up this one
4) You think so?
5) In my experience, the opposite is the case.
6) almost true.
7) I can see why this was kept carefully concealed from me.
8) contradicts 6)
9) Must have mistaken fpb for an English person. The English ought to be forbidden by law, one and all, from cycling.
10) Must be very, very large cats.

[cheyinka]

2) obviously, you're fighting the underground area itself.