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My friend Melanie posted the well-known Internet saying, "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." This is what happened next...
Unless you want to a be a popcorn.

Fabio Paolo Barbieri Do not meddle in the affairs of superheroes, for your house and car would look good (briefly) as background in the Obligatory Fight Scene.
Yesterday at 04:56 · Like · 1
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal LOL
Yesterday at 06:24 · Like

Fabio Paolo Barbieri P.S.: maybe we should stop selling ketchup to dragons?
Yesterday at 06:29 · Like · 1
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal It's never a good idea to supply dragons with condiments....why, it's almost an invitation.
Yesterday at 06:30 · Like

Fabio Paolo Barbieri And I never heard that they were any good at making them themselves. I don't think I ever met a single dragon who grew tomatoes. for instance.
Yesterday at 06:35 · Like · 1
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal Or drove to the market to buy sugar and vinegar. That's the only way we can keep the nasty beasts under control.
Yesterday at 06:39 · Like

Fabio Paolo Barbieri Then again... we don't want to make them mad, either. (Oh, and saying "nasty beasts" too loud may not be the wisest notion either, eh, Melanie? ---- MELANIE!!!
Yesterday at 06:40 · Like · 1
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal H e l p....... (.)(.)
Yesterday at 06:41 · Like

Fabio Paolo Barbieri ‎...gotta call in a superhero or two.
Yesterday at 06:41 · Like · 1
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal Quickly please!
Yesterday at 06:42 · Like

Fabio Paolo Barbieri LIGHTNING! ROARS! SOUND EFFECTS! THE EARTH SHAKES! ROCKS CRUMBLE TO DUST!!
Yesterday at 06:44 · Like

Fabio Paolo Barbieri ‎(Thump of a female body dropped from a dragon's claws)...
Yesterday at 06:44 · Like · 1

Fabio Paolo Barbieri Well, I hope she's OK
Yesterday at 06:46 · Like
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal Now I AM shaking the ground because I am laughing so damn hard!!! Oh...it's good to laugh, really laugh!
Yesterday at 06:46 · Like
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal If you never see me again on here let me tell you now that I always appreciated your friendship.........
Yesterday at 06:48 · Like

Fabio Paolo Barbieri Glad to be of service. NOw I have to field a number of complaints from dragons... apparently, since those damn superheroes have come to town, their dental bill has gone up like you wouldn't believe. And everyone knows that dragons hate to part from their gold.
Yesterday at 06:49 · Like · 1
Rexthewonderog Miani Aiuto.....oh....oh.....oh.....
22 hours ago · Like · 2
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal Rex! Come back Rex!
15 hours ago · Like · 1

Fabio Paolo Barbieri Hey, YOU! drop Rex, stat, or I'll call in a few superheroes to discuss the matter.
15 hours ago · Like · 2
Rexthewonderog Miani Can we call Rin Tin Tin, Fabio?? :-D)
14 hours ago · Like · 2
Rexthewonderog Miani Woof woof, Melanie.....woof woof woof ♥
14 hours ago · Like · 2

Fabio Paolo Barbieri To be perfectly honest I doubt he'd make much of a dent in a dragon hide. But there's always Krypto the Super-Dog.
14 hours ago · Like · 1
Melanie Wisdom Carbajal Woof woof Rex! I loved and adored Rin Tin Tin as a child....also Lassie! :)
13 hours ago · Like

Which creature of the night are you? Your Result: Werewolf You are a vicious fighter and a vicious lover, absolutely dedicated to your pack. You are pushed to anger by disloyalty and injustice and have a tendency toward sudden, periodic bursts of wild behavior.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fpb!

Fpb can sleep for three and a half years.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by fpb fighting underground.
Every day in the UK, four people die putting fpb on!
Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled fpb!
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed fpb would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
Fpb cannot swim.
Fpb was originally called Cheerioats.
Fpb has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
The most dangerous form of fpb is the bicycle.
Cats use their fpb to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.

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One of the high points of the British sporting summer is the Rugby League Challenge Cup. This year's finalists are Leeds RFC and Hull RFC. The chairwoman of Hull RFC is Kath Hetherington. The CEO of Leeds RFC is Gary Hetherington.

And yes, they are husband and wife.

Current Mood: amused

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July 3, 2005 -- SINCE Katie Holmes hooked up with Tom Cruise and the Scientologists, she's not allowed to be alone - ever. When Holmes accompanied Cruise to a recent taping of "The View," eyebrows were raised when she wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom alone. At one point, Cruise asked where the bathroom was and "took Katie with him into the men's room," an insider says. Later, when Holmes needed to go, "three Scientologists followed her in." A rep for "The View" said, "We don't follow guests to the bathroom." Some were also concerned because Holmes "looks like she hasn't slept in weeks."

It pays to go through twenty pages of silly displays by immature people. Besides, one gets to find out that only two people ever mentioned me as hate object, which is far less than those who slaughtered a certain musician of my (former) acquaintance. Puts people like Aerynalexander in perspective.

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Reflections of a stormy petrel

...from sleep and from damnation,/ Deliver us, good Lord!

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You couldn't make it up no.14: this is sure to be a hotly contested game

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Hey, Gun! Look what I found hiding in the depth of a hate meme!

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