Perhaps I should change my friends-page name...

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Since I started Reflections of a stormy petrel two years ago, the friends page has always been called Thank God for the following people, for fairly obvious reasons. But for over a year now, I have been aware of a peculiar phenomenon: there always seems to be at least one f-list member who is expecting. No sooner had synaesthete_7 had Paul Nathan, than hafguk became pregnant with Simon. And now that Simon has come along - and what a charmer he is - prylliepwns delights us with news of her coming Dee Dee. Perhaps it ought to be The Fertility F-List.

So you see what you have to do, ladies. If you want a baby, you do not have to spend thousands of pounds or dollars going through IVF, or finding a surrogate mother, or adopting someone, or performing spells, or making a pilgrimage. Just friend me, and sooner or later one of you at least will be carrying her own little princess or princeling.

And my love and congratulations to you all.

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YOur friends list is either going to expand alot, or perhaps cut in half as your female friends flee in fear of being the next one!

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Ayla has already given a clear hint of what she feels. But as I told her, there apparently seems to be place for only one expectant lady at a time, so, you really do not have to join if you do not want to.