Floyd Landis caught red-handed

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I have long felt, though not yet said in public, that if I could excuse any sportsman for using drugs, it would be a cyclist. Being a cyclist is murderous hard work, makes claims on strength and stamina that go well beyond those of any other game (imagine even a marathon runner running several hours a day for two or three weeks); and, unlike a lot of other games, it is not even well paid. Unless you are Eddy Merckx or Miguel Indurain or Lance Armstrong, you cannot retire on your winnings; and most cyclicsts spend their lives in the shadow, supporting the few champions without any acknowledgement except for the occasional stage win.

On the other hand, there are two things about Landis that make it hard to believe his innocence: he is a cyclist, and he is American. As for cyclists, the number of doped champions discovered as soon as the Italian, French and Spanish police forces started taking it seriously must already be in double or triple figures. And as for being American... be serious. Ever since the fall of the Evil Empire, American athletics has been by far the worst sinkhole of doping and cheating in the world. And what about baseball? There are athletes there who are so shamelessly obvious in their abuse as to make one wonder whether the American public are even concerned by drugs abuse at all.

Perhaps I exaggerate. The athletics and baseball doping scandals were both exposed, after all - though little thanks, in both cases, to the local sporting authorities. But there is no excuse for this kind of reaction: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=21820_Landis_Says_Hes_Clean#comments. If your man is caught breaking the rules, insulting the virility of the checkers only proves that you are in favour of crookedness. And, incidentally, it shows why the rest of the world loves it when Americans lose in fair contests.

Comments

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Well, I think we need it as a legal category, if only to get rid of a particularly bad kind of special pleading. How often do you hear the advocates of something obviously bad, like smoking, complain that as it is not illegal and never has been, it is a right, and therefore implicitly good? A category of tolerated behaviour would get rid of this false syllogism (legal hence good) without at the same time threatening the freedom of people who choose to indulge in tolerated behaviour.

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

Yes, but people would argue over what should be in that category and what shouldn't. For example, extra-merital sex.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Of course, and they should. The law does not spring full-fledged from the head of Zeus. It is formed from millions of private experiences, debates, proposals, disagreements, case law, failures and successes.

Personally, I would make it a principle that anything that is not specifically forbidden or tolerated is permitted. That is, there should be a prejudice in favour of always defining the areas of tolereated or criminal behaviour.

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

I think I kinda lost you there, but lol Athena. That reference always cracks me up, for some reason. There's something very comical about being born of a headache.

Debate is fun; legislature is not. That's what I say.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

But life is not made only of fun things. That's what I say.

Besides, I think you missed a few dozen columns of bizarre laws there. (According to Dorothy L. Sayers, to call a lawyer a "daffy-down-dilly" is or has been a criminal offence in England, for instance.)

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

I heard it was illegal to shoot whales from a moving vehicle in Tennessee.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Urk! Well, there you go.

Where is the Supreme Court when you need them?

[rfachir.livejournal.com]

I'm shocked! I thought you could shoot anything anywhere in Tennessee. Or maybe that was Mississippi?

Re: Where is the Supreme Court when you need them?

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

What are you going to shoot in Mississippi? Squirrells? Trespassers?

Re: Where is the Supreme Court when you need them?

[rfachir.livejournal.com]

Killer Whales. Repeat offender Killer Whales. And jaywalkers.