Imaginary fic meme (taken from ilzhilzha

[fpb]

Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot. [Warning: people who ask for slash pairings, especially H/D, are in for rude surprises.]

Comments

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

Ah! You make me want to ask for a rude surprise.

[patchworkmind.livejournal.com]

"Two-Timing Slothful Sleazoid Yobbo Zombie Wizards Meet The Spice Girls"

features:

All action takes place on a double-decker bus at Brighton in September.
Geri shows up late.
Posh is on the cellphone with her husband at the most inopportune moments and causes hilarity.
Dean, the leader of the TTSSYZWs, secretly has a crush on Scary.
No one knows who the old codger is who keeps interrupting them to ask them to keep quiet.
The battle ends in a draw.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Do I need to add anything? You've done all the work for me.

[patchworkmind.livejournal.com]

Add the details. ;P

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for more on the Lily-Nagini connection from your little ficlet of some weeks ago.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

's comin'.

[rfachir.livejournal.com]

My Son Also Rises
I'm thinking Narcissa, but you could do Molly or Lily, if you want. Or maybe Lucius or Arthur.
(No James. I hate James.)

[evil-whimsey.livejournal.com]

"The Secret Lives of Stick Insects".

Being a parable of Hagrid, and the pitfalls of Bowtruckle husbandry.