You couldn't make it up dept. no.60: expertise

[fpb]

The husband-and-wife pair of Andre' Agassi and Steffi Graf, representing probably about one-quarter of all the raw tennis talent existing in the world at large, were preparing to play a charity mixed doubles match in Houston, TX. Agassi swung his racket out for a backhand and caught his wife full in the face. She needed three stitches.

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[cette-vie.livejournal.com]

This is probably wrong, but that's funny. In a very sadistic sort of way.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

That's the general idea. And it's OK, professional sports people are used to injuries. It just does not often happen that they are inflicted, so to speak, at home.

[dirigibletrance.livejournal.com]

I've always thought that Steffi Graf was pretty, too. Hope it didn't mess up her face too much.

[headnoises.livejournal.com]

*holds breath for the Battered Womens' Clinic to call Steffi*

Glad it was just stitches-- broken noses aren't fun.


*blinks* I spent a good minute trying to figure out if she'd be Mrs. Graf, or Ms. Graf, or Mrs. Andre Agassi....