You couldn't make it up dept. no.64: sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb...

[fpb]

The only people stupider than those who proposed to the Pentagon to disable enemy fighters by gassing them with aphrodisiacs (therefore driving up one of the instincts best known for making people fight) are the homosexual activists who presented this as an attempt to make the enemy homosexual - which it was not - and dubbed it the "gay bomb"; and, of course, the moronic press agencies that picked up their rubbish. But then we know that whatever happens in the world is only relevant if it has to do with the crotch, right?

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[marielapin.livejournal.com]

Was there a link to the story?

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Here is where I found it: http://www.townhall.com/video/News/884382

[leia-naberrie.livejournal.com]

Lol! Stars, you really can't make this up. Whatever's the world coming to? :-/

[ani-bester.livejournal.com]

are the homosexual activists who presented this as an attempt to make the enemy homosexual - which it was not -

Thank you for saying this. I tried to say this but it didn't go over too well and, as a comedian says, you can't argue with stupid. I'm not surprised that bias was put on it but I am surprised more people don't see it for what it is *sigh*

As for the Pentagons side of it I refuse to think past it aside my random flippant, now there's a whole new take on Make Love not War =P

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

Really? Where did this happen?

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

therefore driving up one of the instincts best known for making people fight

Oh, right - I hadn't thought about it from that angle. I was more the one pointing out that "sought to build" in this case actually meant that someone floated the idea, and had it shot down. This is sort of the Pentagon's job, to come up with new ways of fighting, preferrably non-lethal ways. It reminds me of

[dirigibletrance.livejournal.com]

I wonder why such a thing like this would even be considered. Surely it would be far simpler, and more effective, to drop bombs/mortars with some kind of sedative/knockout gas. Such gases already exist and have been proven useful in crowd-control situations and other instances where non-lethal tactics are needed.

[redcoast.livejournal.com]

I was thinking it was their job to consider every possibility, no matter how hilarious those possibilities might be.

I'm sorta disappointed, though. I decided not to join the military because I thought my ideas for making lethal zombie soldiers would be shot down. :(

[theswordmaiden.livejournal.com]

I think you should join the military, then. That idea rules.

[notebuyer.livejournal.com]

we know that whatever happens in the world is only relevant if it has to do with the crotch, right?

And people are only interesting if they're ruled by it, apparently. Hence the premature sexualization of prepubescents, manfesting in the rush to dress young girls as prostitutes.