Time for some Crazy Character Meme!

[fpb]

1) I shall make a list of 15 characters.
2) I shall assign each character a number.
3) As many of you members of my f-list as possible - you do not know who the characters are - will write questions about what they'd like to know about them.
IE: "If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave together with only a blanket and a toothpick, what would they do?" (The more random the better!)
4) I shall post the answers and who was who.

Comments

[un-crayon-rouge.livejournal.com]

When - not if, when, they WILL do it - #1 and #10 have sex, how and where would they do it, and what would be the result: many fat babies, suicide, murder...?

[dustthouart.livejournal.com]

7 puts toothpaste in 8's undawears. What did 8 do to piss off 7 so much?

This questions makes no sense.

[patchworkmind.livejournal.com]

If 2 and 15 were stuck in an arena and had to fight and the only available weapons were a cricket bat, a small bag of bolts, a broken lager bottle, and an old copy of the OED... Which weapon would they choose? Why?

[cjmr.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who visits character #3. Where (and when) in time and space is he?

This is as random as I can make it at short notice

[filialucis]

7 and 13 find themselves shipwrecked on a desert island with Gerald Augustinus and Rowan Williams. How (if at all) do they prevent the former from doing grievous bodily harm to the latter for this statement considering that the only things to have washed up on the island with them are a butterfly net and a bicycle inner tube?

[thefish30.livejournal.com]

Choose:

#4 & #14: one is Calvin and the other is Hobbes. Which is which and what do they get up to?

#5 has received a message from #11 to meet in a secret location and to bring "the item". What happens at the meeting?

#6 has to tell #11 that #11 has a sister/brother/child heretofore unknown. And #6 has fallen in love with him/her. How does #11 take it?

This is way too fun. Must...step..away...from...keyboard. *rrgh*

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Heh. Why do you think I do this more than once a year?