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Proof positive that the wankers actually spend their time looking at my blog for something to wank about.
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1153597.html
note the reference to an anonymouse who apparently makes it its business to signal any time there is something here that it disapproves of.

Just how sad can you get? This is three steps below stalking Uma Thurman - at least she's beautiful.

EDITED IN: I just noticed that in the wanker's confused mind, it actually counts against me that my f-list disagrees with me AND that I allow the people I criticize and their friends to reply. Of course, since I am banned in their domain, I can see their point. They probably imagine that only losers allow anyone to disagree with or criticize them.

Date: 2008-05-16 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rfachir.livejournal.com
Admit it - you like the summer madness. It's like the swallows returning to Capistrano - comforting in its predictability. Soon enough we'll all be another year older, and they'll have found other windmills to tilt, and a fresh bunch will be brimming with outrage waiting for Mom and Dad to let them post unsupervised, popping out like ferocious daffodils.

Date: 2008-05-16 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
Ferocious daffodils? Methinks a poet lives in you, madame.

Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-16 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stigandnasty919.livejournal.com
Nothing poetic about ferocious daffodils! Wordsworth, what did he know?

Don’t talk to me about daffodils; I spent much of my youth in battle with the revolting beasts. Horrible yellow and white things! But it was the ones with the nasty red and pink cups that I hated most, along with those one or two which were nearly lilac, or said they were. All spring they’d sit, sneering at you.

“We’re going to London, we’re going to London!”

And they did, thousands of them in long tin boxes, off they went to the Royal Horticultural Society Spring Flower show with my parents, leaving me at home to go to school – and usually on my birthday too.

Me? The one who helped plant them in September, then dug them up again in July before spending August cleaning the soil and dead skin layers from them before packing them of to other exotic places I’d not be visiting – like California, or New Zealand or Latvia.

Don’t talk to me about daffodils!

(To explain that little outburst, my father ran a Daffodil breeding business for many years).

Re: Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-16 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
Another member for the "I tried to make FPB laugh and damned well succeeded" club! Thank you.

Re: Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-17 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com
*shudder*

Totally random comment, but I hate flowers. And your comment of moving daffodils is weirdly reminding me of triffids.

Re: Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-17 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com
Oh shush. That's why people like me!

Besides, if you had read The Day of the Triffids when you were nine and had this giant purple tulip in the front yard that was about the size of your head... you might think differently! Although, I'm pretty positive Triffids don't look like tulips, both things creeped me out. My worst nightmare is that someday, I'll have to walk through a field of sunflowers.

Re: Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-17 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
I didn't - in fact, I still haven't. However, John Wyndham was indirectly responsible for one of the great scares of my childhood, too - The Midwich Cuckoos/Village of the Damned, which scared me to death when I was about ten.

Re: Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-17 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com
I haven't read that one actually. I suddenly don't want to. I'm not sure that I want something else to be terrified of. :p

His writing really isn't that good, but damn it's evocative!

Re: Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-17 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
...in other words, it's not good, but it's good... 8-)

Re: Ferocious Daffodils, nothing worse!

Date: 2008-05-17 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com
Yeah, something like that.

Have you read The Chrysalids? I think I have, but I don't remember it at all.

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