"Are there any such thing as right-wing tyrannies"?

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Of course not. If any one turned up, our cleverness would be surely up to redefining it as left-wing - whatever it wanted to call itself, and whatever it was. And we shall call this linguistic cleverness "honest definition". After all, we know that left is tyranny and right is liberty. And who are they to pretend otherwise, in front of our mighty insight?

For anyone who did not understand, the above is tired sarcasm at the expense of a piece of nonsense with which I no longer want to waste time.