Silly religious joke of the day - strictly for Christians

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A seminarian handed in an essay in which he said Christ died to take away our quilt. Teacher sent the essay back with a circle around quilt and a marginal comment..."yes, but he did promise to send a Comforter."

Comments

[un-crayon-rouge.livejournal.com]

That made me LOL :-)

[mentalguy.livejournal.com]

*snrk*

[notebuyer.livejournal.com]

LOL. Exactly.

TRUE STORY

[thefish30.livejournal.com]

I was an unbelievably inattentive and forgetful child. I was capable of forgetting to take my books home or even that I had homework at all four out five days a week. Even the dire punishment of taking away reading privileges had no lasting effect.

At one point, in the hopes of making me a bit more aware, I was assigned to write an essay on the subject. I chose to use a Bible verse as my theme: "Help me, O Lord, unobserving as I am."




One problem. The actual word was undeserving.

Religious puns

[sanscouronne.livejournal.com]

When I was little I called the school cafeteria the "catholicteria". I had only attended Catholic school and
honestly thought that was what they were called. :)