Writer's Block: A charming defense

[fpb]

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A tyrannosaurus, of course. Or a really active swarm of cholera bacilli. If you need defence at all, you need the efficient kind.

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[inverarity.livejournal.com]

I'd go with the T-rex. The bacilli might be effective, but probably not fast enough.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

I picked cholera because it can kill in four hours. It's one of the fastest and nastiest diseases around. I guess polio or a few other things might do as well.

[inverarity.livejournal.com]

Four hours ain't gonna do you much good when you're being attacked by velociraptors. :P

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Not all threats are so immediate. Some take time... Divorce attorneys and tabloid journalists would have very high cholera rates, if people had access to it.

[eliskimo.livejournal.com]

Fabio, darling, you crack me up.
I nearly spit my tea when I got to the cholera bit.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Well, I think it's very practical. A mugger can hardly mug you if he is losing - well, waste products - from every hole, and in dire need of medical attention.