Worst Nigerian-scam opening line ever

[fpb]

I swear before Zeus and all the gods that I have really and truly just received and deleted an e-mail with the following heading:

"Let's grow your small d\ck with some effective treatment."

For the record, I believe my endowment is average. But who on Earth ever told them that it was an effective selling tactic to insult your target?

Comments

Well, I got this...

[joetexx.livejournal.com]

Obama Urges You to try Penis Expander - Open at Once

but I didn't - so I don't know if the body insulted me further.

BTW - Livejournal PM's have never worked for me so I must ask you in a comment:

I've been listing some of the reading I've done on my page and commented on Kolnai and Duzmeil - briefly. May I link to your journal?

Re: Well, I got this...

[fpb.livejournal.com]

By all means, and I think I'd better friend you if that's OK with you.

Re: Well, I got this...

[joetexx.livejournal.com]

Thanks and feel free. I've never used the friend feature before and mifgt a well start.