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As Tony Blair was visiting a neighbourhood this morning, a schoolgirl who looked about fourteen jumped out of the crowd and kissed him right on the lips.

Date: 2005-02-01 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] privatemaladict.livejournal.com
That's... a bit of a worry. I mean, 14-year-old schoolgirl kissing Daniel Radcliffe I can understand. But Tony Blair???

*Has horrid mental image of schoolgirl kissing John Howard*

Gah! Bad! Out, out, you demons of mental imagery!

Date: 2005-02-01 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
To be fair, Blair is rather better-looking than John Howard. Mind you, so is the vast majority of the male sex.

Date: 2005-02-01 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] privatemaladict.livejournal.com
Well, yes. It's just the whole notion of schoolgirls kissing Prime Ministers.

Date: 2005-02-01 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] privatemaladict.livejournal.com
And if you think Johnny Howard is ugly, you should see out opposition leader.

Date: 2005-02-01 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
Whoo! Do Australians elect people on their personality, then?

Date: 2005-02-01 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] privatemaladict.livejournal.com
Erm. Good question. Come to think of it, I have no idea what Australians elect their leader on.

Intelligence? No.
Good looks? Already discussed.
Personality? If "Kisser of American Buttocks" counts as a personality.

It is, to my eyes, a mystery.

Date: 2005-02-02 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com
Oh, we so do elect our PMs on intelligence. If you can get past the monotone of Howard's voice, he's quite intelligent.

Date: 2005-02-02 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com
*feels ill*

Schoolgirl and John Howard should NOT, NEVER be in the same sentence. Ewwwwww.

Date: 2005-02-01 07:20 am (UTC)
ext_3663: picture of sheldon cooper from the big bang theory sitting down and staring at leonard with a smug/gauging look (too cute for you)
From: [identity profile] jennilee.livejournal.com
Whoah there.

Date: 2005-02-01 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
That's probably what her mother said. Or Mr.Blair's wife.

Whoops! I got it all wrong...

Date: 2005-02-01 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
A FEMALE admirer threw herself at Tony Blair today and planted a kiss on his "baby lips" as the Prime Minister met people in Greater Manchester.

42-year-old Jean Peterson then draped her arms around Mr Blair and kissed him on the lips, to the delight of other onlookers in Wythenshawe.

As an embarrassed Mr Blair left, Miss Peterson swooned: "He's got lips like a baby, they're very soft."

The mother-of-three added: "He is lovely and it was so great to see him here. The crowd were making a lot of noise and I just wanted to kiss him.

"I don't know why I did it. It was just a friendly gesture I suppose.

"But he puckered his lips and I got to kiss him and everyone started cheering. I think he was a bit surprised but I'm sure he understands."

Mr Blair met Miss Peterson, who does charity work for Wesley House in Wythenshawe, as he visited community workers on Benchill Road this afternoon.

Oh my Lord

Date: 2005-02-01 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepreciouss.livejournal.com
If a 42-year-old single mother can do it, than there is much hope for a sprightly 19-year-old American girl. (grins)

Re: Oh my Lord

Date: 2005-02-01 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
There is indeed, I suppose.

Date: 2005-02-02 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] becomethesea.livejournal.com
JUST WRONG.

Ewwwww!

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