fpb | Things I have done - meme swunked from hither and yon (Hi, Hither! Hi, Yon!)

Snuck out of the house (Well, I was a kid once, long ago!)
Played spin the bottle
Toilet-papered someone's house/property
Tutored someone.
Called the cops (and regretted it - they sided with the offender - taught me a lesson about trusting authorities ever again)
Eaten Filet Mignon.
Had a crush on a teacher.
Played poker with money.
Liked someone but never told them.
Sat on your glasses and broke them.
Went camping in your backyard.
Got an autograph.
Had a crush on your brother's friend.
Walked in the rain with no umbrella. (once you have seen Singin' in the Rain, it's practically compulsory.
Told a joke that nobody thought was funny. Hasn't everyone?
Been in a talent show.
Starting laughing for no reason at a bad time.
Worn something your mom didn't approve of.
Been to a nude beach.
Cursed in a church.
Hacked into someone’s computer/aim.
Been called a slut for kissing someone.
Burnt yourself with a curling iron/straightener.
Blackmailed someone.
Wanted to be a police officer.
Dumped someone.
Been hit on by someone too old.
Bought lottery tickets.
Made out in a car.
Looked through your brothers/sister's stuff. (again, I was a kid once!)
Said something bad about someone who was near you and was heard. Only fifteen skazillion times.
Cried during a movie.
Wanted something you couldn't have. (The call it the story of my life...)
Seen someone shoplift.
Yelled at your pet.
Bought a thong when the cashier was a guy.
Gotten seasick. (only once, 25 years ago, in a seastorm in the English Channel - but it was enough)
Played a prank on someone that had them really scared.
Been embarrassed by your family. Certain members more than others
Felt bad about eating meat.
Saved a life. (I think)
Protested something.
Ate just because you were bored.
Looked at something everyone thought was ugly and said aww!
Tried to teach your dog sick em.
Screamed in a library.
Made out with a stranger.
Wished a part of you was different.
Asked a guy to dance.
Been asked out by a really hot guy/girl.
Laughed so hard you cried. Lotsa times
Went up to a complete stranger and started talking
Been sunburned. (Try living in Italy and never suffering from it!)
Kicked a guy in the nuts for being a perv.
Woke someone up by screaming in their ear.
Threw up in school. (When I was six. But I was so sick I still remember it.)
Received an anonymous love letter.
Had to wear something you hated.
Had to pretend to like a present you hated.
Been to a luau.
Had a really bad haircut. (Beatle haircut!)
Saw your ex and wanted to kick his butt.
Cursed in front of your parents.
Been on a commercial on TV.
Watched a movie that made you miss your ex.
Been out of your country.
Been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk.
Won at pool.
Fought with your best friend. (But we made up before the day was over.)
Went to a party where you were the only sober one. I never get drunk. I also once was in a room where I was the only one out of about eight or ten people not smoking a joint.
Went on a diet.
Been lost out to sea.
Been told an extremely stupid line.
Played truth-or-dare .
Been dared to make out w/ someone of the same sex
Cut class.
Cheated on your boy/girl friend.
Been pulled over by a cop.
Tanned topless.
Been attacked by seagulls.
Been searched at an airport.
Been de-pantsed.
Stolen from a teacher.
Gotten lost at the beach/boardwalk.
Thrown a shoe at someone.
Broke someone's heart.
Sung in the shower and anywhere else I may happen to be.
Bought something way too expensive - who hasn't?
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about. - (More like cringe at the thought)
Been walked in on when you were dressing.
Ran out of a movie theater cause you were too scared of the movie. Live theatre, actually. It was this terrible play about family violence.
Been kicked out of a mall.
Been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back.
Got gum stuck in your hair.
Spilled your drink on someone on purpose.
Wanted plastic surgery.
Stood someone up.
Done something stupid when you were drunk.
Slammed into someone while you were checking someone out with your head turned.
Fell off your roof.
Pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up to someone. (No, but a girl once did it with me)
Been in a car crash.
Threatened someone with a water gun.
Lied to someone and looked them straight in the eye. (Survival need)