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2010-12-15 03:28 am
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Worst Nigerian-scam opening line ever

I swear before Zeus and all the gods that I have really and truly just received and deleted an e-mail with the following heading:

"Let's grow your small d\ck with some effective treatment."

For the record, I believe my endowment is average. But who on Earth ever told them that it was an effective selling tactic to insult your target?
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2010-08-24 12:22 pm
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If Nigerians spent half the time they spend trying to find weak-minded Western bank customers, in building up stable businesses, Nigeria would be one of the great industrial countries. I actually feel sorry at all the ingenuity and knowledge wasted on these penny-ante and degrading attempts at swindles. I get, literally twice or three times every day, well faked bank letters in Italian, which is not a West African language or very easy to learn. Somewhere there are Nigerians or similar who have learned Italian to an excellent level - and use it for no better purpose than to try to fleece a few weak-minded internet users. Don't you agree that it is a sad waste?