Reflections of a stormy petrel

It has been months if not years since I'd last heard from the masturbation brigade. But evidently some of the desperate creatures still draw breath and still have nothing better to do. An anonymous spammer left me the benefit of its considered thoughts - an illiterate one-line note full of jailbird language - on the subject of Roman Polanski. Get ready for a fandom_wank entry charging me with sympathy with rapists, even though nothing I wrote had anything to do with Polanski himself.