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[fpb]

The fandom can be a nasty place. I just had the unpleasant experience of getting to know a woman who is, one, a skank, and, two, proud of it. Ugly. It's like trying to make a slug understand that leaving a slimy trail behind is nothing to be proud about.

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[gunderpants.livejournal.com]

Hey man, I work hard for my five bucks a handjob.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Booo! I believe you. Yes I do. Of course. Who could ever doubt you. Sure. Absolutely. No doubt. Quite. etc. etc. etc....

[gunderpants.livejournal.com]

No, really.

There's a one dollar peep show up the road from my work, though. Perhaps they accept resumes. I didn't graduate from hustlin' school for nothin', you know!

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Watch it. Air America lurks on my LJ, and AA is notoriously without any sense of humour. You might be taken seriously.

[gunderpants.livejournal.com]

Air America. Heh.

No, I'm classier than a one dollar peep show. A three dollar peep show, maybe.