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[fpb]

The fandom can be a nasty place. I just had the unpleasant experience of getting to know a woman who is, one, a skank, and, two, proud of it. Ugly. It's like trying to make a slug understand that leaving a slimy trail behind is nothing to be proud about.

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[bufo-viridis.livejournal.com]

Eeem... What is a poptart? M-W doesn't show anything, bartleby too and I don't have subscription to OED.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

It is a kind of breakfast cake, rather like a sealed sandwich with sweet content, meant to be heated in the toaster. It is a "tart" (sweet cake) that "pops" (from the toaster). Obviously, British tabloids have taken to calling the likes of Britney and Christina by the term.

[neigedens.livejournal.com]

Dude, without Pop Tarts those kids I babysit would be dead right now.

No, really, they're little toaster pastries that come in a variety of flavors. I'm told they have about the nutritional value of cardboard. But they're easy, which is why they are worshipped by overworked moms and lazy babysitters everywhere.