Weird meme - who thinks up those things?

[fpb]

Swunked from several friends:

Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. The quotation marks are required. I have no idea how to make a poll, so if anyone wants to tell me, feel free. Meanwhile, this is what Google came up with...

- Fabio needs friends
- As the hex file is the same as that used for the MX9 (in the VB software), it might be that Fabio needs a small change to the way that the hex file is used.
- Fabio needs to be in Århus the monday of Mon, 21
- Fabio needs to click on the link "get the script here."
- Fabio NEEDS to know exactly the details of each customer's business
- "Fabio - needs S400 v1.05 upgrade"
- Fabio needs to step up his performances and show that all the past hype in his abilities is justified.
- Fabio needs a good head coach. I'm not putting her down, just saying what needs to happen for her to improve.
- Fabio needs a haircut. Posted by Yano at March 12, 2005 06:00 PM. Never! That's one of the unique quirks that make Fabio so loveable... although it does ...
- Fabio needs to get his eyes checked.

The most surprising bit arising from this is the discovery of a female professional tennis player supposedly called Fabio, whom I have never heard of, and who, apart from a single mention of beating Maleeva some time in 2001, is proving singularly elusive. I am beginning to wonder whether she is a figment of someone's imagination - after all, though I never heard of it, it would not be hard to set up a whole world of imaginary sports on the internet.

Comments

[dreamer-marie.livejournal.com]

Well, at least you're going to save money on haircuts. Then you can spend it on a S400 v1.05 upgrade, whatever the hell that is... :-)
P.S.: You have friends.

P.S.: You have friends.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

I know I do. I just wish a few of them were local here in London, so I could take shameless advantage and get their help with the move.

Re: P.S.: You have friends.

[bufo-viridis.livejournal.com]

Sorry for not being able to help :(
Seriously (not that it helps much :(( )
How's the move going? Found a new place?

Re: P.S.: You have friends.

[fpb.livejournal.com]

I am moving in some time in the next few days. It is closer to the centre (comparatively speaking - still hardly walking distance)and more spacious than my current one, but less well cared for, with very old fittings, and a dreadful entranceway - a high outside stair in a dirty back alley. That is probably why it is cheap. Still, it suits me.

[bufo-viridis.livejournal.com]

High stair doesn't sound good, when moving - I guess you have a ton or more of books to transport?

[fpb.livejournal.com]

8-(

Re: P.S.: You have friends.

[super-pan.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, moving really sucks. Well, soon you will be settled, and that will hopefully make things easier. I hate not being settled.

[patchworkmind.livejournal.com]

"- Fabio needs to step up his performances and show that all the past hype in his abilities is justified."

With all I've read that you go through sometimes, when I saw that one I started laughing.