fpb | Weird meme - who thinks up those things?

Swunked from several friends:

Type "[your name] needs" into a Google search, then turn the results into a poll. The quotation marks are required. I have no idea how to make a poll, so if anyone wants to tell me, feel free. Meanwhile, this is what Google came up with...

- Fabio needs friends
- As the hex file is the same as that used for the MX9 (in the VB software), it might be that Fabio needs a small change to the way that the hex file is used.
- Fabio needs to be in Århus the monday of Mon, 21
- Fabio needs to click on the link "get the script here."
- Fabio NEEDS to know exactly the details of each customer's business
- "Fabio - needs S400 v1.05 upgrade"
- Fabio needs to step up his performances and show that all the past hype in his abilities is justified.
- Fabio needs a good head coach. I'm not putting her down, just saying what needs to happen for her to improve.
- Fabio needs a haircut. Posted by Yano at March 12, 2005 06:00 PM. Never! That's one of the unique quirks that make Fabio so loveable... although it does ...
- Fabio needs to get his eyes checked.

The most surprising bit arising from this is the discovery of a female professional tennis player supposedly called Fabio, whom I have never heard of, and who, apart from a single mention of beating Maleeva some time in 2001, is proving singularly elusive. I am beginning to wonder whether she is a figment of someone's imagination - after all, though I never heard of it, it would not be hard to set up a whole world of imaginary sports on the internet.