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...Prime Minister Brown has predicted that Britain is in danger of being hit by violent heat waves, floods and increasingly vicious winds.

I assume he means that he will be making a lot more speeches.

Date: 2009-10-19 01:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-10-19 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
I do my best, but matching you funny for funny is *hard*.

Date: 2009-10-19 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elise-the-great.livejournal.com
wonk wonk wooooonnnk....

Politicians really ought to consider that the number-one contributor to greenhouse gasses is the fermentation of cow manure. Dear Officials Who Were Not Elected By Me: You are killing the polar bears.

Date: 2009-10-19 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
I think it's the fermentation of hot air....

Date: 2009-10-19 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elise-the-great.livejournal.com
Bull droppings, hot air-- what is certain is that nobody wants to stand downwind of 'em.

Date: 2009-10-19 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
You're reminding me of the pig farm I spent some time near to when I was 15. Not only was it bad when the wind turned, but the constant squealing was worth a poem on its own. Pig farms, Gordon Brown's government... odd what free association comes up with...

Date: 2009-10-19 07:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] inverarity.livejournal.com
A funny! FPB made a funny! :o

Date: 2009-10-19 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
Much more unbelievable - [profile] inverarity68 noticed!

Date: 2009-10-19 07:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-10-20 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notebuyer.livejournal.com
Oh, yes! Sources of hot air!

You know, the more I think of how Britons want to vacation (typically on the Mediterranean or Caribbean), the less I understand the objection to global warming from Britain. Sort of like understanding it from the USSR, with the world's largest area of permafrost.

Thanks, sir.

Date: 2009-10-20 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] affablestranger.livejournal.com
I really the needed the LOL tonight.

Re: Thanks, sir.

Date: 2009-10-20 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fpb.livejournal.com
My pleasure.

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