ghastly xmas songs meme

[fpb]

Having come back from shopping with a strong feeling that Xmas muzak ought to be made a crime, I want to get a little of my own back. Hence I invite all my friends and readers to mention the worst song they can think of - one or many, as many as you like - and a description of what the sentence on the criminals who wrote and/or performed it should be. Then copy this meme and post it on your own LJ.

I'll start:
Santa baby. Its authors and everyone who is so base of soul as to perform it should be forced to wear titanium steel chastity belts for the rest of their natural lives.
Wonderful Christmas time. Sir Paul McCartney should be forbidden from ever publishing any song again until, in the opinion of a jury of 200 music lovers chosen at random, he has produced at least two songs of the quality of Hey Jude or Fool on the Hill.

Comments

tsk tsk

[fpb.livejournal.com]

You suffer from an unfortunate lack of bloodlust. The world would probably be a better place with more people like you - but it just might be less fun.

Re: tsk tsk

[elegant-bonfire.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for all my interest in criminology and forensics and such, I'm actually pretty much inclined to the "what comes around goes around" theory. ;) Most of the minor stuff will get paid back by karma. lol

Re: tsk tsk

[fpb.livejournal.com]

Yes, but think of all the other people who have been put through the same aural torture as you have - tens of thousands - hundreds of thousands. Don't you think that people who spread musical misery over such a large range deserve some comeback?

Oh, never mind. That was beginning to sound like it might be serious.