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Nov. 23rd, 2010 10:48 amThe lights are on, but you’re not home
your house is not your own
your heart sweats, your body shakes
another loan is what it takes
You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
there’s no doubt, you’re in deep
your throat is tight, you can’t breathe
another loan is all you need
Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to debt
you see the signs, but you can’t read
you’re running at a different speed
your heart beats in double time
another loan and you’ll be mine, a one-track mind
you can’t be saved
more spending is all you crave
if there’s some left for you
you don’t mind if you do
whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
your lights are on, but you’re not home
your house is not your own
your heart sweats your teeth grind
another mortgage and you’ll be mine
whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to debt
might als well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
your house is not your own
your heart sweats, your body shakes
another loan is what it takes
You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
there’s no doubt, you’re in deep
your throat is tight, you can’t breathe
another loan is all you need
Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to debt
you see the signs, but you can’t read
you’re running at a different speed
your heart beats in double time
another loan and you’ll be mine, a one-track mind
you can’t be saved
more spending is all you crave
if there’s some left for you
you don’t mind if you do
whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
your lights are on, but you’re not home
your house is not your own
your heart sweats your teeth grind
another mortgage and you’ll be mine
whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh Yeah
it’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
you know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to debt
might als well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to debt
I haven't written one of these in a while, and I imagine that some of my more recent friends may not even know that I used to make regular posts about absurd, incredible or just hilarious news reports. And because in the past I have made some counting mistakes, I cannot be sure that this is number 100. But if it isn't, it ought to be: it deserves a special place in the annals of absurdity. With thanks to ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
shezan, who pointed me to the story and the Washington Examiner website:
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Notice especially the presence of Maureen Dowd, the woman who could not sneeze without blaming him for the quality of her handkerchiefs. Time really does wound all heels, er, sorry, I mean...
shezan, who pointed me to the story and the Washington Examiner website:( Read more... )Notice especially the presence of Maureen Dowd, the woman who could not sneeze without blaming him for the quality of her handkerchiefs. Time really does wound all heels, er, sorry, I mean...
Hollywood hath spoken - again
Aug. 14th, 2010 12:16 pmJennifer Aniston is a serial failure in relationships. No man has stayed with her long enough to start a family. No wonder she feels so happy about the existence of IVF.
But, given her box-office and critical record, I bet she wishes that a movie-hit version of IVF existed, so that one could have artificial movie hits when the dumb public and nasty critics deny you a natural one.
But, given her box-office and critical record, I bet she wishes that a movie-hit version of IVF existed, so that one could have artificial movie hits when the dumb public and nasty critics deny you a natural one.
ghastly xmas songs meme
Dec. 11th, 2009 07:41 pmHaving come back from shopping with a strong feeling that Xmas muzak ought to be made a crime, I want to get a little of my own back. Hence I invite all my friends and readers to mention the worst song they can think of - one or many, as many as you like - and a description of what the sentence on the criminals who wrote and/or performed it should be. Then copy this meme and post it on your own LJ.
I'll start:
Santa baby. Its authors and everyone who is so base of soul as to perform it should be forced to wear titanium steel chastity belts for the rest of their natural lives.
Wonderful Christmas time. Sir Paul McCartney should be forbidden from ever publishing any song again until, in the opinion of a jury of 200 music lovers chosen at random, he has produced at least two songs of the quality of Hey Jude or Fool on the Hill.
I'll start:
Santa baby. Its authors and everyone who is so base of soul as to perform it should be forced to wear titanium steel chastity belts for the rest of their natural lives.
Wonderful Christmas time. Sir Paul McCartney should be forbidden from ever publishing any song again until, in the opinion of a jury of 200 music lovers chosen at random, he has produced at least two songs of the quality of Hey Jude or Fool on the Hill.
I have a suggestion
Mar. 5th, 2009 05:18 pmWhy don't Michael Jackson and Britney do a joint tour?
(A drabble to the reader who comes up with the best tour name.)
(A drabble to the reader who comes up with the best tour name.)
(no subject)
Aug. 22nd, 2008 08:24 pmThe trouble with most Snape fics is that they are not about Snape, but about Alan Rickman. And they are all by straight women.
The woes of scholarship
Apr. 8th, 2008 04:32 pmAie aie aie. Woe oh woe.
Having to read very large books.
Having to read very large books in German.
Having to read very large books in German and printed in Gothic script.
Having to read very large books.
Having to read very large books in German.
Having to read very large books in German and printed in Gothic script.
A nice headline
Mar. 6th, 2006 06:57 pmBeing both Catholic and marginally involved with the disabled rights movement, nobody needs have any doubts about my view with respect to the murder of the old and sick, a revolting practice disguised under the vile title of euthanasia. And of course, the recent Dutch decision to allow babies to be murdered impresses me even less. However, I have to admit that it has given rise to an excellent, grimly funny headline on a Catholic blog:
Holland Experiences Death Shortage, Expands Eligible Groups
Holland Experiences Death Shortage, Expands Eligible Groups
