You douldn't make it up dept. vol2. no.5: is this the most hypocritical public statement ever?

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Lady Isabella Hervey has gone from It girl to Bunny Girl after signing up as the new face of Playboy UK.

The Celebrity Love Island star has posed for the magazine's centrefold. And as befits her upper-class credentials, she insisted the shoot be tasteful.

"It's very classy," said the 23-year-old. "Playboy UK wanted somebody who had an innocence about them but could look sexy at the same time. I want to show people it can be upmarket. It's not just all about boobs and stuff like that."

Besides the magazine, Isabella will promote Playboy UK's website and TV channels.

Fellow Celebrity Love Island contestant Abi Titmuss has also fronted an adult channel, Television X, but aristocratic Isabella is adamant there is no comparison.

"We are totally different. I've never flashed my boobs in my life and I never would," she said.

"I'm very innocent, I don't drink and I only have long-term relationships. You can't compare us."

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A giant hybrid between a stick insect and a vagina. I wouldn't tap it.

Now Naomie Harris - there's a real woman. I would desperately love to put her in a ring with Paris Hilton, if only because one is guaranteed to see Paris go down in every single respect: looks, talent, intellect, charisma, etc.